
It’s one thing to indulge in a calorically-intensive plate and think, “Damn, I’m glad I hit that.” But Tex-Mex just doesn’t make my taste buds horny.
Once a week, the estrogen-enriched portion of our fam-damily goes out for evening vittles. This week, the Girls’ Night Out ritual landed us at Dan Pablo’s; it was SO not my pick. Ugly-bridesmaid-dress kind of not my pick. So don’t be looking at their FB page to see if they have my picture in their formerly-known-as-fan “like” collage; it ain’t there. Nothing sucks red-ass baboon booty pimples like going to a restaurant where you know nothing on the menu is going to be point-worthy.
I’ve been counting my Weight Watcher points for almost a year. It’s been a slow but successful process. I’ve lost over 200 sticks of butter and am working on the last 14bags of sugar. I suppose it says something about how much journey I still have left when I’m visualizing it in terms of snickerdoodle ingredients. Ooops.
As the enthusiasm-impaired host walked us to our table, I surveyed the joint and realized that approximately 2/3 of the tables had a morbidly-obese patron. That’s a big common de-bottom-nator, even for Indiana. Many were on oxygen. Most looked like they were being sodomized by their too-tiny chair seats. I felt like I was in some bizarro version of a Christmas Carol where the Ghost of F’d-Up Future was showing me what it would be like to move around or breath if I didn’t get this emotional-eating crap permanently under control.
Old School Me would typically react to anxiety in completely counter-productive methods. Worried about money? CHARGE! Feeling down about being up? NOM. NOM. NOM. But my one-day-at-a-time Weight Watcher lessons have started to morph together into healthy habits and I am stoked to be consciously recognizing my triggers. I'm learning from my program that just because I couldn’t find something that sounded good to eat, I didn't need to react by eating a billion bad-tasting foods trying to prove myself wrong. And I didn't! UBER WOOT with a WOOT on top! I ordered from the kids' menu and left filled with an oversized portion of pride.
Ed Bluestone said, “I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.”
If that’s not available, I recommend the Dan Pablo’s on 82nd Street in Indianapolis. Olé!
LOL... I eat off the kids menu all the time now that I have learned from WW about serving sizes. They serve WAY too big of servings. I am going to add Kristen's blog to my list so I can follow her too. Thanks for the info.
ReplyDeleteThanks Lesia! Katy I heart the new layout! Much easier to read on the ol' eyeballs.
ReplyDeletelove it!! never even thought about the kids menu. usually i split the meal in half and put it in a to-do box so i dont eat it all.
ReplyDeletei love how you women are such awesome writers. truly a joy to read
Soooo funny the kids menu is my best friend! I have learned to swap fries for fruit r veggies and voila guilt free totally satisfying out to eat. Thanks for the painted pic it was a fun read.
ReplyDeleteThis make me smile and giggle. I love the de-bottom-ator.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Missa
LosingEthel
lol!! FABULOUS post!! Thanks for sharing:)
ReplyDeleteKaty, love the new layout!!
xo
LMAO! This was a great read. Kirsten, you have a new reader. :)
ReplyDeleteKaty, I agree. The new layout is great!