Thursday, April 8, 2010

I like to talk about the things people don't talk about

It’s a little unnerving to watch the scale stay put. But it pays off when people notice I’m getting smaller. My counselor who I know isn’t going to bull-shit me said I looked thinner! She hasn’t seen me for three weeks because she’s been in Guatemala on an adventure that included amebic dysentery, a dislocated finger, a trip to the hospital and lots and lots of bugs and spiders. This is an earth mother hippie woman who rescues spiders instead of killing them. She said that as they were packing to leave, she flipped her suitcase over and saw another big spider. She stepped on it and said “Fuck you Spider!” I love it so much when she swears and loses her cool. We like to say bad words when talking, makes us feel better! It’s totally like that scene in Mean Girls when they see their teacher outside of school. It’s like encountering an endangered animal!

So I really don’t know what this post is about today. Hmmmmmmmm.

OK, I don’t know if this is inappropriate or not, but whatever. I’m going for it.

Ever heard of a Coregasm? AKA- An orgasm whilst engaging in an intense core workout? It's most likely to happen on the roman chair leg lift thing. Yeah, I just went there! What of it?

Hey, it fits into the category of weight loss and exercise! Just sayin'

6 comments:

  1. I like to think that I am pretty forward in the sexual knowledge category. I mean, I subscribe to podcasts and dammit, I KNOW stuff.

    But...I have no idea what you're talking about. And yet, strangely I want a cigarette now. :)

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  2. Anne, that made me laugh out loud.

    Now you have to google it. It's like a little present waiting for you at the end of a hard workout!

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  3. HAHA you are crazy! I've never heard of that though...lol :)

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  4. Umm, I don't know what that is but I'll be darned if I'm gonna waste another second at the gym without trying to find out. Coregasm. You betcha.

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  5. Umm, yeah, and I totally had to just tweet out this post. See if we could garner any TIPS on how to get to the bottom of this coregasm business.

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